Become and Intelligence Racist
Well fags, for those of you who read this religiously, I haven’t been able to update because my clinically retarded college professors decided to nail me with 3 tests this week. I crushed two of them with my superior knowledge but I was too burned out (information-wise, not weed) to even come close to crushing the last test. So I will give a rant a go ahead to vent the pent up frustration of mine.
Let us discuss the fact that stupidity is directly proportional to age, for idiots who cannot comprehend what “directly proportional” means its as one increases the other increases too at the same rate.
As I spent my time in the library yesterday for about 13 or 14 hours straight, I noticed the amount of stupid ass vandalism and graffiti all over the desks and tables. We are all within the ages of about 18-25 at college, save some 30+ people. So, being in college that says something about a person, you are obviously there to better yourself in life and all the other guidance counselor shit, why is stupidity so rampant then? At this age I can understand certain things, but what the fuck are you carving your frat house Greek letters into a desk for? You’re old enough to understand that if you ruin something sooner or later you are going to pay for it, and normally that’s tuition increases. What do you do when it comes down to that increase in money you pay a year, you bitch. Or lets look at the destruction of property: it seems to be the norm to run around and discharge fire extinguishers, well shit I hope there isn’t a fire you moron, because if I ever saw someone discharging a fire extinguisher prior to a fire, you wouldn’t see me coming to save your ass, and I would tell all the fire men to let you burn to learn a lesson. Idiot.
How about the school provides you with a pool and ping pong table, what do you do? Ruin it. I am one who enjoys the Ping Pong lifestyle, and when some fucking jerkass goes and ruins a table I just want to call for the murder of their first born child, shall they ever reproduce. Again another instance of break it, bitch about being charged for it later.
Lets look at examples later in life:
Women + Hot coffee = burnt crotch
Yes the classic story of the fucktard geriatric women (70+ years) who didn’t learn in her entire life that coffee was hot. She stuck the cup between her legs, uncovered might I add, and started driving. Congrats you are a fucking moron.
Fast food makes you fat?
Well, another classic example of stupidity with age. Take this 30-40 year old male, not the super size me guy, he decides that he is going to sue the fast food companies because it made him fat, he is not the stupid one – he is a clever and damn smart mother fucker. The idiot in this case is the fucking douche bag judge who granted this moron a settlement, he was stupid enough to think this guy was honest.
This could go on forever, and what better way to end with this thought. A few less stupid people would make my life a hell of a lot easier and less filled with hate and rage. So join my movement, become an intelligence racist, hate those who are dumber than you because, yes, they are inferior to you because of their own stupidity.
Let us discuss the fact that stupidity is directly proportional to age, for idiots who cannot comprehend what “directly proportional” means its as one increases the other increases too at the same rate.
As I spent my time in the library yesterday for about 13 or 14 hours straight, I noticed the amount of stupid ass vandalism and graffiti all over the desks and tables. We are all within the ages of about 18-25 at college, save some 30+ people. So, being in college that says something about a person, you are obviously there to better yourself in life and all the other guidance counselor shit, why is stupidity so rampant then? At this age I can understand certain things, but what the fuck are you carving your frat house Greek letters into a desk for? You’re old enough to understand that if you ruin something sooner or later you are going to pay for it, and normally that’s tuition increases. What do you do when it comes down to that increase in money you pay a year, you bitch. Or lets look at the destruction of property: it seems to be the norm to run around and discharge fire extinguishers, well shit I hope there isn’t a fire you moron, because if I ever saw someone discharging a fire extinguisher prior to a fire, you wouldn’t see me coming to save your ass, and I would tell all the fire men to let you burn to learn a lesson. Idiot.
How about the school provides you with a pool and ping pong table, what do you do? Ruin it. I am one who enjoys the Ping Pong lifestyle, and when some fucking jerkass goes and ruins a table I just want to call for the murder of their first born child, shall they ever reproduce. Again another instance of break it, bitch about being charged for it later.
Lets look at examples later in life:
Women + Hot coffee = burnt crotch
Yes the classic story of the fucktard geriatric women (70+ years) who didn’t learn in her entire life that coffee was hot. She stuck the cup between her legs, uncovered might I add, and started driving. Congrats you are a fucking moron.
Fast food makes you fat?
Well, another classic example of stupidity with age. Take this 30-40 year old male, not the super size me guy, he decides that he is going to sue the fast food companies because it made him fat, he is not the stupid one – he is a clever and damn smart mother fucker. The idiot in this case is the fucking douche bag judge who granted this moron a settlement, he was stupid enough to think this guy was honest.
This could go on forever, and what better way to end with this thought. A few less stupid people would make my life a hell of a lot easier and less filled with hate and rage. So join my movement, become an intelligence racist, hate those who are dumber than you because, yes, they are inferior to you because of their own stupidity.
posted by TMFP at 12:54 PM
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tyler. you're so incredibly smart i don't even know what to say.
but last night my roommate and her boyfriend were arguing about whether or not girls pooped, and i thought about you.
psu > pitt.
-maddy =]
now if i were to write my thoughts down about this subject, i'd say we'd be twins - but then again, in some ways we already are. i couldn't have said it better myself. i run into it every day as most intellectuals would.
i will join you in this fight. the battle of the inept minds that make this world a living hell.
dude, i've said it before and i'll say it again...i think we're the only two who haven't changed a bit.
-guess who
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