Fucktards and idiots

Why is it that everyone insists on making life harder than it should be? For example; I had a World Politics test this morning, 6 essay questions and 12 short answer questions, so in other words it was a bitch.
I studied for a fair amount of time for this test, realizing that there was a lot of information that was going to be covered… basically I studied my ass off. I knew all of the material and there is no question that I didn’t get an A on it.
BUT
After crushing all 6 of my essays in 30 minutes I quickly ran down my list of terms and banged out the short answer definitions for them all, only to hear some dim witted fucktard get up out of her seat and point out to the teacher that two of her essay questions were close in what the answer was. What did the teacher do, tell everyone to choose either that question or the other, but you cannot do them both. NOW there is a total of 12 essays, you pick 6. I picked the 6 that I could answer the fastest and to the best of my knowledge… TWO of those essays were the ones that the fucking idiot girl told the teacher about.

Here are the two questions, ponder them, and then TELL ME IF THEY ARE THE SAME.

1. Why is there a global south?


2. What are some reasons for third world poverty, and what can be done to change it?

Yeah, they both have to do with the third world, but in essence they don’t ask the same question, some of the answers possibly overlap, but to its entirety they are two completely different questions.

So, who is the idiot? The girl obviously, why in the name of fucking Christ would you point out… on an essay test, that there are 2 similar questions? Do you enjoy making your life and everyone else’s in the class a living hell of wrist cramps?

Honestly, if I were a mullah I would put a fucking jihad on her, hows that for fucking third world?

What did I do, I went up to the teacher, who is fond of me (not sexually you fucking dolts), and said “yeah… I did the 2 of them before that girl so wonderfully pointed out that they were somewhat similar in the fact that they had the same term in the question…. So do I have to write another essay?” and she said, “Yes, I will just look and combine the 2 essays you wrote into one answer, that should be sufficient, hurry up you only have 10 minutes.”


So yeah, even though I got an A on the test, and I am sure that the jerkass girl did too, I am the smart and more intelligent of the two of us. NEVER in my life would I point out that a teacher made a mistake on a test, not only would I kill myself, the entire class would mark me for dead.

So here is to idiots, stupid bitches, and fucktards everywhere… fucking it up for the rest of us intelligent people, KEEP IT UP, without you there wouldn’t be any violence and hate.