Fun Registration Times
Here is a good story for they daily rant of mine.
Kerry Lynn, Mary and I get up at the crack ass of dawn (5:30) to go register for out spring semester classes. everything is going according to plan. we bounce from the dorms and cruise up to biddle to register, only to find out some fucking dumb ass kids have been there since 3 am (appearantly the earliest ones), so we are probly like 80th in line, who the fuck knows i am not a math man, i dont do quick estimations of people in hallways.
we chill and i read some World politics shit, highlight and shit. Kerry busts out some Organic Chem and starts ripping it a new asshole with her brute force study methods. Mary sits and stares blankly, who knows.... shes asian.
the line gets progessivly longer and ends up extending quite a ways down the hall, i believe it ended up going to the second floor of the building, WHATEVER.
so here the fun begins, the hallways is probly like 7 or 8 ft wide (again, not a math man) and i sit across from kerry and mary... everyone follow me with the fact that LINES FORM WHEN PEOPLE STAND BEHIND OTHER PEOPLE.
ENTER dumb ass girls.
me, ker and mar have been there for a good solid hour, sitting in the hallway... these 4 dumb girls plop there freshly binged and purged ass's down next to me... a "rabble rabble rabble" scene breaks out from people at the end of the hall...
fucking bitches just cut like 100 people.
here is there fucking logic.
and i quote
"i thought the line went down the hall and wrapped back around"
honestly, who the fuck assumes... in an 8 foot wide hallway with atleast 100 people crammed in it, its going to go down and snake back up, that makes alot of fuckin sense... to a complete fucktard. how much chaos would come out of a bunch of kids, who all want classes before they close, snaking up and down AN 8 FOOT WIDE HALLWAY?
Kerry Lynn, Mary and I get up at the crack ass of dawn (5:30) to go register for out spring semester classes. everything is going according to plan. we bounce from the dorms and cruise up to biddle to register, only to find out some fucking dumb ass kids have been there since 3 am (appearantly the earliest ones), so we are probly like 80th in line, who the fuck knows i am not a math man, i dont do quick estimations of people in hallways.
we chill and i read some World politics shit, highlight and shit. Kerry busts out some Organic Chem and starts ripping it a new asshole with her brute force study methods. Mary sits and stares blankly, who knows.... shes asian.
the line gets progessivly longer and ends up extending quite a ways down the hall, i believe it ended up going to the second floor of the building, WHATEVER.
so here the fun begins, the hallways is probly like 7 or 8 ft wide (again, not a math man) and i sit across from kerry and mary... everyone follow me with the fact that LINES FORM WHEN PEOPLE STAND BEHIND OTHER PEOPLE.
ENTER dumb ass girls.
me, ker and mar have been there for a good solid hour, sitting in the hallway... these 4 dumb girls plop there freshly binged and purged ass's down next to me... a "rabble rabble rabble" scene breaks out from people at the end of the hall...
fucking bitches just cut like 100 people.
here is there fucking logic.
and i quote
"i thought the line went down the hall and wrapped back around"
honestly, who the fuck assumes... in an 8 foot wide hallway with atleast 100 people crammed in it, its going to go down and snake back up, that makes alot of fuckin sense... to a complete fucktard. how much chaos would come out of a bunch of kids, who all want classes before they close, snaking up and down AN 8 FOOT WIDE HALLWAY?
posted by TMFP at 6:35 PM
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